OH NO! HANNAH MONTANA TURNED TO BESTIALITY WITH THE DANCING BEAR JAMBOREE

So Miley Cyrus decided to "shed" the Hannah Monatana image by having pretend intercourse with the dancing bear jamboree. I feel kind of bad for Miley because at the VMA's she managed to just look like a crack whore trying desperately to get laid by anyone not frightened of herpes. Miley Cyrus made her career playing a child star with a magic wit and a halfwit hillbilly dad. Miley Cyrus is not as talented as a prime Madonna, she's not really much of anything other than shock value.

Miley needs to pretend to the asshole of a bear in order to get attention. The truth is Miley's voice is annoying, her moves are kind of shitty, and like almost every other performer today she has no knowledge of music. The VMA's are not now, and they have never been, anything other than real shock. People watch the VMA's to see celebrities perform without filter, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus did.

The reason why Miley needed to perform like this is because she needs visuals in order to hide how bad she is. Miley seems to be so uninteresting that even Drake decided to indulge tweets from Amanda Bynes rather than listen to her shit. I'm pretty sure Will Smith and his kids were thinking " Mama no!" when they say Miley's ass less twerking sequences.

MTV used to stand for music television because they played videos. Now MTV should stand for something else because truthfully it just runs shit shows that reward people whose talents are questionable, for the most part. I still think Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, and others are talented but they don't get as much attention as an anorexic whore.

FROM CLOONEY TO AFFLECK: BATMAN ADVICE

It's been reported, and I guess made official, that Ben Affleck is the new Batman and will star in the sequel to Man of Steel. I like Ben Affleck, I thought he was okay as Daredevil and I thought he did a great job playing George Reeves in Hollywoodland. I think that Affleck is not really the guy for the Batman role. Affleck just isn't that brooding, even when he did Daredevil it seemed like he was forcing his tortured portion. I am also assuming he got some advice from George Clooney and that advice was probably dispensed over drinks in a hot tub with Danny DeVito. I assume the conversation went like this:

Clooney: So they finally found someone worthy of my role.

Affleck: Yeah, wicked awesome.

Clooney: You have a challenge ahead of you, my nipple Batman was incredible.

Affleck: Irregardless I will be be the man.

Clooney: Who will be Superman?

Affleck: That Henry bastard, he's wicked good.

Clooney: Who will be Alfred?

Affleck: Either Mel Gibson or Bob Saget.

DeVito: Hey fuckers Rhea can be a great Catwoman.

Clooney: Remember the suits must always have nipples. Any word on Matt?

Affleck: He may play the part of The Demon.

Clooney: Hahahah, fantastic.

I'm sure that's not really what happened but when you think of the fact that George Clooney and Ben Affleck teamed up to bring back the porno beard, anything can happen. Batman is a popular character but it takes a special kind of person to pull it off. I thought Bale was good even though he gave Batman some serious throat cancer. Let's see what happens down the line, good luck to Ben Affleck.

FUCK STALLONE, BRAFF, AND SPIKE LEE..................FUCK HOLLYWOOD HARD

I have said this before but I think I am going to say it again, FUCK HOLLYWOOD and fuck it hard. The latest piece of shit to jump on the kickstarter bandwagon is Sylvester Stallone, he is seeking an additional $250,000 because an investor in a project of his fell out. Unless this fucking asshole spent all his money on botox and steroids there's no reason why he can't put the money up himself. Im sick and tired of stars with means and connections jumping on kickstarter, taking the playing field and fucking destroying it.

Zach Braff, a millionaire, did not want to put up his money to make another film, apparently neither does that little bitch Spike Lee, or the world's favorite mass of old man muscle Stallone. When are upstarts like myself and others going to have a chance? Apparently never. It's hard enough to raise money without celebrities taking center stage. The very ignorant providing these celebrities with money don't seem to understand that their contribution means nothing to these guys. These assholes won't give you a shout out any time soon. These guys are fucking bullies that could give a shit about anyone but themselves.

Someone needs to create a fucking movement to boycott kickstarter until a rule is put in place to ban celebrities from seeking funding for projects that they can fund through other means. Oh wait, I guess a lot of the simple minded idiots giving money to these fuckers don't understand the unspoken Hollywood rule, the " you never use your own bread" rule. Wake the fuck up people, these assholes are all about taking without giving back. Charity to these fuckers is a massive tax write off. Fuck them, their projects, and the idiots helping fund them. I hope they will take a page from Kevin Smith's book, he won't go through kickstarter because he has his own money. This is the kind of thing that makes me think the world is worst off than we thought.

THE SOCIAL MEDIA PREDICTABLE

I love social media simply because you have so many things that you can use to entertain yourself. I am thoroughly entertained by the predictable players. A predictable player is some lame ass dude that will respond to a girl. What I like about that is the fact that all those motherfuckers are the same. Some beautiful girl accepts them or adds them and they respond with the following:

• Yo girl, sit that shit on my face.
• It's an honor to be amongst the list if the fortunate to call themselves your friend.
• Sexy 
• So hot baby, I invite you to me.
• I love you, have an incredible day. 
• This is for you princess of the universe.

This is better than candy crush, human nature is something else.

GOOD DEAL

I read a story about Lily Tomlin possibly marrying her partner of 42 years. This story has made headlines all over the place. I think it's cool but I wonder what the relevance is. While there is a possibility now that they can get married, it won't really change the nature of their relationship. Yes Lily Tomlin is a major celebrity and yes he is very funny, but still I think someone's personal life really shouldn't take center stage at any point in time.

Lily Tomlin is gay and everyone knows that. It's cool that she is not in your face about it. Famous or private, straight or gay, it is extremely important for people to keep their personal life personal. It's not your personal life or choices that serves as the ultimate definition of character. I will say one thing for Lily Tomlin, I would love to see her do the character of Edith Ann.

Best of luck to Lilly Tomlin if she does get married. I wonder if when she gets married she will dress up as Ernestine. Hopefully she'll get back to doing comedy like she used to, in order to escape the monotony of marriage.

BY MORODER

I am a huge fan of classic techno and house, it was a producer's medium. When you think back to what started certain styles you usually think of specific individuals. Soul Makossa started disco and funk and paved the way for serious studio experimentation. When you think of synthesizer driven disco and techno driven application one man comes to mind, Giorgio Morder. Moroder produced every memorable Donna Summer hit like I feel love and Love to love you baby. Moroder is someone that became known primarily for his ability to produce new robotic sounds, in stark contrast to his early bubble gum pop hits. Moroder was a singer and not someone so memorable that people would think of him as a future great.

Moroder's late 70's work coupled with his incredibly popular 80's soundtracks made him a rock star, so did his exile from music for an untold period of time. You move the clock forward some 20 years and he old man is back, commanding the respect of a new generation of DJs, and techno bands such as Daft Punk. Moroder is the king of techno, he is the guy that really started it all. Now you have a crop of shit DJs that want to put themselves in that league when what they play is crap not fit for elevators.

I was listening to work by guys with stupid names like Marcelo something or other and Van or some shit like that. To me 50 somethings that have staple clubs are nothing more than glorified losers that can't really go beyond the coke head club circuit and the extacy pill corners. Moroder is one and no one can really come close. Moroder is the original outer space DJ and I'm glad that he is here once more. I think that the Giorgio by Moroder track in the Daft Punk album is a testament to Moroder's greatness.

Long live the legend and may he continue to show everyone how it's done.

ELECTRONIC MUSIC'S EFFECTS

Do you ever find yourself listening to a specific music track and feeling like there is absolutely nothing wrong with the world? Music has almost always been given credit for helping positively alter the lives of people. Classical music is, often times, credited with helping infants develop intellectually at a more rapid rate because of early exposure. Do you ever wonder if other styles of music have a similar positive effect?

In an article published by www.psychologytoday.com it was suggested by the writer that electronic dance music might have a positive effect on human well being. This particular suggestion was interesting and it sighted the author’s personal experience, having attended a rave at the tender age of 13. On the flip side there are multiple negatives associated with electronic dance music.

Often times electronic dance music festivals are target locations for drug dealers looking to pollute lives. So the question of electronic dance music’s positive effects can be asked once more. Electronic dance music brings people together and gives them a feeling of equality, at least for a brief moment. Jaime Cundy BSW, MAPP writes that there has been a plethora of research done but none on electronic dance music (Cundy, 2013).

Jaime Cundy proposes that electronic dance music has the power to bring people together, especially when said people are identified as outsiders in peer groups. Perhaps it’s the awkward and robotic sound of electronic dance music that makes people feel like they have a common binding thread. This is the kind of question that also makes people wonder if electronic dance music leads to an increase in human curiosity.

Metamusic has been credited with having a profound effect on the human mind and awareness of self. Using what’s known about metamusic it’s fair to assume that electronic dance music can create a similar feeling of beauty for people whose outlook may be slightly more jaded given societal pecking order placement.

While there is a long stretch before electronic dance music can be considered a player in human well being, psychological health, and self awareness, it’s interesting to see what it does for people who rely on it for feelings of personal validation.

KEEP IT IN PERSPECTIVE PEOPLE

So there is a big huge deal about the clown that wore the Obama mask in a rodeo. I can sort of understand how this would be disrespectful to the president but I think taking into race waters can be a stretch. This is what I think with respect to that, let's keep it in perspective. Not everyone in America is a democrat and not everyone voted for Obama. Obama's presidency has not been that effective, just like Bush's presidency nearly bankrupted the US.

The best chance that democrats had to pass comprehensive reform was with the senatorial super majority and that was wasted. The election was very narrow and it demonstrated that Romney and Obama were weighed as two necessary ills with one being the lesser of two evils. I understand that the whole " Who wants to see a bull run Obama down?" question was over the top but still, that's the way it goes.

The very normal voting majority is never very happy about how the country is run. Now unemployment is very high, housing values are down, and medical reform is questionable and never fully enforced. I am a democrat but I see this as the perspective of a very unhappy group of people. I don't see this as racism and neither should anyone else. Let' not take politics to black vs white in situations that don't call for it.

THE MYSTERY OF NICK BEEF

The long lingering mystery of Nick Beef has finally been solved. The mysterious dead man is actually some jackass that decided to buy the burial plot next to Lee Harvey Oswald's because it meant something to his history. I think it's ridiculous to do something like that in order to observe personal history. If I were Nick I would have purchased a paper or some sort of commemorative coin. This guy bought the grave next to Oswald's for a total of $167.50, in 1975, and put his stage name on there. Mr. Beef doesn't have any plans of being buried next to Oswald.

I think this is some morbid way to get attention, I don't care that he witnessed Kennedy's assassination in 1963. To me the sad thing is that he seems to identify with Oswald in some way, even if he won't admit it. If this "performer" attached importance to the actual event he would likely just write about it or talk about his early memory of that day. I think this is something of a tasteless way to get attention for yourself.

Can you imagine going to a party and meeting this guy? Hi I'm Nick Beef, alive in New York, dead in Texas, terrible lover to al my exes. To me this is ridiculous but we do live in a free country so to each their own.

GOODBYE EYDIE

I learned about Eydie Gorme when I was a child, my mother and my father used to play her songs with Los Panchos. I thought that her songs were amazing, not something I was used to hearing but somehow  it was special. I was a fan of hers even though she was about a million years before my time. Eydie Gorme died and with her so did an era of intimate crowd centric entertainment. Now you have a bunch of people that lack substance, talent and commitment, in place of dedicated performers whose priority was pleasing their crowd. Im sure we won't see Steve again and if we do he won't be the same. Goodbye Eydie, it was a great fifty years and you will never be forgotten.

SHARON TATE'S MURDER AND WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN...............

It's been 44 years since one of the most awful murders in the history of the US. The murder of Sharon Tate still sends chills up the spines of individuals after nearly 50 years. Charles Manson at nearly 79 years of age is still getting parole hearings and everyone involved is still trying to get out. You have to wonder what drove Manson and what that night must have been like.I can only assume it was a hell on earth for how ever long those victims were tortured by those psychopaths.

What that day in 1969 showed was the fact that whatever black and white lie existed in the 40's and 50's was just that, a lie. This murder was a statement that all that repression led to the nurturing of sick and twisted individuals. Charles Manson could have at the very least been stopped at some point prior to this horrible crime but hindsight is just that, hindsight.

Unfortunately 44 years later we can't undo what was done but we can wonder. Could this have been avoided? Where would Manson and the rest of those psychos be? Can you imagine if Manson had taken a different route. Imagine if Charles Manson would have become an insurance agent for Met Life. Perhaps Manson would have been a successful financial advisor with a slew of Edward Jones offices in various states.

What happened that night in 1969 was a tragedy that cut many lives short. Perhaps Sharon Tate would still be alive and she would would have had her baby and shortly there after she would have divorced Polanski. With Sharon Tate alive and divorced chances are Christopher Jones would have continued to act and married Tate, probably having three or four kids.

44 years later it's all speculation about events from a bygone era. No one will ever know what could have been, they will only know what was.

THE PI: VOLUME 1

I was sitting in my office, drinking scotch and looking at a dirty magazine when she walked in. Her demeanor spoke volumes of her past. She had cankles a mile long, the sweat on the nape of her neck turned me on and made me remember my days as a trailer park manager. As she hobbled toward my desk she began to tell me her tale. Apparently someone had stolen a box of original twinkies, a rare kind, the Maltese twinkies. This was the case that would bring me back from the shadows and into a new light as the man I was once before. She wore a silk blouse with her gigantic sagging double D's stretching her bra. The white suit was spotty with stains of sweat and shame, a kind of of shame that was related to a long incestuous relationship with her uncle Earl the Pearl McCoy. This was the start of some kind of something.

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..........................

I was reading an article about Jerry Sandusky's belief in his innocence. I think it's freaking funny that this guy actually believes he is some sort of saint. This guy loves young, supple butt and loves to give butt mentoring for kids. Sandusky is scum and his sudden "discovery" if God is funny as shit. People love to discover God the minute they fuck up. Pedophiles are pathetic and hateful individuals whose wolf in sheep's clothing attitude is beyond hateful. I hate Sandusky and I don't understand why he wants out of jail when he can engage in horseplay with naive young killers.

Sandusky is an asshole and no matter what letters he writes, he is still shit. What happened in Penn State is unforgivable and quite frankly this guy deserves to rot. I am sure that the letters Sandusky is getting are coming from up and coming pedophile looking to make an impact in the pageant and locker room circuit.

I think that Sandusky's story is one that will continue to be an interest piece. Perhaps Jerry will appear as Honey Boo Boo's Uncle Basement Feeler. I see Sandusky as one of those assholes that will likely become a media darling, a sort of poster boy for pedophile recovery. This guy reminds me of Sgt. Hatred from the Venture Brothers cartoon. Jerry, go pray, and please shove a shiv up your ass.

YOU LEARN

Sometimes you have to step back and look at someone else's work, in order to learn something. I stepped back recently and read the work of a fellow blogger in depth. I'll cal him the rat because that's what he calls himself. Some of his entries are longer than other and they cover a wide variety of things, from news, to blues, to life. I enjoyed the reads simply because they taught me that in blogging life, you don't have to write a million things to be clear. I like the fact that I don't necessarily agree with everything Rat writes, because it makes me think about different perspectives. I have seen people get out of the mohave simply because they don't agree, I guess ignorance works that way. I want to say to the rat, thanks, I learned a neat trick.

A HOLE

I have never liked Alex Rodriguez and while I think he is a great ball player, I would never put him in the same category as a Babe Ruth, or Hank Aaron. Alex Rodriguez has 647 homers and he has some truly impressive stats but he is still shit. This guy likes to think of himself as baseball's savior but how long did it take him to win a world tittle? 15 years and three teams. Baseball is a team sport and rarely does one player have the ability to carry a club.

This fucker has been running around acting like his ridiculous contract makes him special but honestly he is not. With his looming suspension he is insisting that he will continue to be with his team when they want nothing to do with him. This guy is full of shit and a shinning example of how hubris tends to make you forget that you are human. I hate this guy's attitude. Derek Jeter is a far better leader and classier individual than this self righteous asshole.

This ass did not make the Yankees a championship dynasty, the Yankees were already a big deal before they picked up that stupid contract of his. Alex Rodriguez is a product of having a great management team, the kind of team that could convince anyone that eating shit is good for you.

THE SHUFFLE

The word social media has a million implications with the chief one being a platform for communication with perfect strangers. As with everything, social media has become a buzz monster like radio became in the 1920's. I see social media today as something of a beast that gets fed by people's ego. I remember reading this one kid's resume where he cited his clout score of 51 and climbing as a sort of marketable skill. Social media is a shuffle and everyone wants in, some to get laid, some go get played, some just to get sprayed.

A DAY FOR REFLECTION

I often hear people refer to certain days as days for reflection. I think that the human condition merits reflection every single day should carry a period of reflection. Each day carries 24 hours and only 8 are spent sleeping, not in all cases. At the end of the week we have at least 90 hours we can reflect upon. I'm not suggesting that you grab a notebook and make notes on everything you've done, but using the mind to process a moment in time is a good way to spend idle time. I see Sundays as a good time to do some reflection.

I don't stop to reflect over a 112 hour period, but rather about times that have meant something. I sometimes think of days that shaped me, like my days as a youngster in elementary school. I remember the first time I asked a girl out, what a day. I asked this girl if she wanted to be my girlfriend, she said maybe an never anything again. I know that this girl liked me, if she didn't she wouldn't have been such a bitch.

Today is the Sunday I shall take to reflect on why some women are so fucking difficult. The way a woman reacts to you at an early age is a great indicator of how she will react in the future. If a girl says something and acts all weird later, she will play with you. If a girl says something and kicks your testicles, that girl will be the devil without the Prada.


Women are fascinating creations that make this world a better and more interesting place, that's why I love and respect all of them, except for Nancy Grace because I'm sure she hides a penis and testicles. Okay, I have reflected today and I hope I shall be a cleaner and better spirit for it. The chances are likely I'll still be tomorrow, comforting thought, for me at least.

SOME PEOPLE ARE REAL SHIT

I detest nosy people, I think because they are extremely unhappy. I have never been a nosy individual because I respect others. I think nosiness is a sign of a deeper problem. Nosy people tend to also be controlling and incredibly mercurial. I have known a few nosy fuckers in my life and honestly, my hated for them knows no bounds. I don't know why I feel like I do, maybe it's because I live and let live. Live and let live people, live and let live.

NAPOLEON BATTLES TONY MONTANA: THE COKE HEAD BONANZA

I have heard it said that Napoleon was a coke head. While I don't think  shall ever get any real confirmation on that, it would not surprise me. Napoleon was like Tony Montana, crazy for power and full hubris. Something tells me that Napoleon was the kind of guy that would grease himself up after coking himself up, and attack some house girl. I know this sounds far fetched but if the vatican has been know to have the hidden orgy here and there, why not? Napoleon looked like a little sex freak anyway.

I can imagine a talk between Napoleon and Tony Montana, it would be something like this:

TM: Hey man, you listen to me you little fucking cucaracha

NB: La merde

TM: I got the yayo you mother fucker

NB: Je suis le grande fromage

TM: We do it my way now you little maricon de mierda shit

NB: Je ne parle pas la merde

TM: I fuck you up Im Tony Montana fucking chata

NB: Je aime les vagin et les pénis

TM: I kill you, you want war mother fucker

NB: Je suis un grand cocaïnomane bisexuels

I am sure the end result would be a fabulous scene that would mix Waterloo with the final battle of Tony Montana up in Coconut Grove. I don't find Napoleon so fascinating simply because he was stupid enough to fight beyond his prime. If Napoleon were alive today he would probably be a member of the tea party. It's great to mix fiction along with historical inaccuracy because it provides a lot of material, perhaps I'll write a story about Napoleon in present time.

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL MORNING

It's  morning on a Saturday and I'm feeling pretty good. I have made the decision to use today as a sort of journal day. The news are depressing, uninteresting and frankly they just piss me off. Why talk about reality television, murders, and politics when you can look out a window and catch a lovely view of the sun. I think politics were designed for conversation more than anything else, and I don't like to talk quite as much as I like to write. It's funny how sometimes life is so disappointing in terms of what you see in the mediums that you find yourself getting re-aqcuainted with nature and what have you. Perhaps today will be a day of discovery, and then again I will probably comeback and shoot bullets at everything I dislike.

ANOTHER ONE

It's late as hell, so late in fact that it's early. I am wondering whatever became of Japanese professional wrestler Antonio Inoki. Im pretty sure that Antonio Inoki is doing well out in Japan. I was thinking a lot about Japan since watching The Wolverine. The Japanese girls in that movie are hot, incredible to think that both the girls are first timers, talk about virgins in the business. I am wondering if anyone will ever fill Hugh Jackman's shoes. This guy can play Peter Allen and Wolverine, what a feat. It will be interesting to see if there's ever an actress that can play Judy Garland and Wonder Woman. Funny thing, Wonder Woman was created by a guy in a polyamorous relationship, meaning the guy was like a 1930's player extreme. I think I'm going to turn in now, this entry is rambling into uncharted territory and I need clarity in my thoughts.

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THE NIGHTMARE

If you've been keeping up with me, you know I hate Honey Boo Boo. I think that show is a great example of everything that's wrong with society. You have an almost 300 lb. woman raising a hateful little pig of a child that doesn't understand the importance of manners. We live in a society where obesity is frowned upon and yet this show glorifies it. As a result of watching this fucking show you got people that don't understand if being an ill mannered porker is a good thing.

I say boycott this fucking show, boycott TLC and let's do away with the Honey Boo Boo deal. Someone please bring back good television, let's get Remote Control on the air again. Fuck you Honey Boo Boo, and your ugly mom too.

LEGALIZE IT AND BE DONE WITH IT

I just found out that Uruguay is moving to legalize marijuana and I say good for them. Quite frankly I think that this debate is borderline ridiculous and it should cease once and for all. Weed does not kill people. People say weed serves as a gateway drug but honestly I don't see it. When a person wants to do coke or something far worse, it means they are seriously far into experimentation and self destructive behaviors. Their are many celebrities and luminaries that have used, and currently use weed and they are far from underproductive.

I am not saying weed is for everyone but honestly it's a lot like caffeine, not everyone likes it but many use it. Weed can bolster the economy, farmers can get a new crop, while pharmacies will have something new to sell. I think taxation on weed would lead to a boost in the economy and building a manner of trade would help world economy. If weed were legal it would be a key to make sure that it's properly policed. Establishing proper limits and confining it, the same way as with alcohol, would not make it as dangerous.

Honestly we are living in a different time and we need to embrace certain changes. If someone doesn't want to smoke they don't have to and if someone does, let them. Medicinal marijuana is already legal in some states, so why not? I don't hear about medicinal cocaine, or crack or anything like that. The more you say no to something, the more troublesome and difficult it becomes to contain it. Some drugs should be done away with for sure but I would not rush to put weed in that particular group.

Just mobilize to legalize and be done with it, it's not that big of a deal.