OH NO! HANNAH MONTANA TURNED TO BESTIALITY WITH THE DANCING BEAR JAMBOREE

So Miley Cyrus decided to "shed" the Hannah Monatana image by having pretend intercourse with the dancing bear jamboree. I feel kind of bad for Miley because at the VMA's she managed to just look like a crack whore trying desperately to get laid by anyone not frightened of herpes. Miley Cyrus made her career playing a child star with a magic wit and a halfwit hillbilly dad. Miley Cyrus is not as talented as a prime Madonna, she's not really much of anything other than shock value.

Miley needs to pretend to the asshole of a bear in order to get attention. The truth is Miley's voice is annoying, her moves are kind of shitty, and like almost every other performer today she has no knowledge of music. The VMA's are not now, and they have never been, anything other than real shock. People watch the VMA's to see celebrities perform without filter, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus did.

The reason why Miley needed to perform like this is because she needs visuals in order to hide how bad she is. Miley seems to be so uninteresting that even Drake decided to indulge tweets from Amanda Bynes rather than listen to her shit. I'm pretty sure Will Smith and his kids were thinking " Mama no!" when they say Miley's ass less twerking sequences.

MTV used to stand for music television because they played videos. Now MTV should stand for something else because truthfully it just runs shit shows that reward people whose talents are questionable, for the most part. I still think Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, and others are talented but they don't get as much attention as an anorexic whore.

AMANDA PLEASE!

It's really sad to see where Amanda Bynes is at these days, especially when you consider she seemed to be so well put together for a former child star. Recently Amanda was caught causing a scene on board a private jet, she was trying to use google as a valid form of ID. What's really sad about this is that Amanda Bynes was one of those child stars that slowly matured and over the balance of her career she seemed to have a firm grip on reality.

Now you fast forward a few years and after retirements, comebacks, DUI arrests and arrests for illegal possession, you have someone mirroring the life of Lindsey Lohan. It's sad to see people with talent waste their potential and their gifts with drugs, alcohol and scandal. Amanda Bynes latest arrest actually reveals that she has a new calling card.

If you ever watched The Amanda Show you'll remember that the final credit of the show would roll with an "Amanda please" voice over, that was the last thing you heard. Her new calling card is " Do you know who I am?" Twice this week Amanda has been quoted as asking people that particular question. Maybe Amanda is asking because she has forgotten who she is or maybe she misses who she used to be.

Amanda Bynes was once touted as an incarnation of Lucille Ball given her talents for physical and wholesome comedy. It's fair to say she's become a cross between Lindsey Lohan and Amy Winehouse and she will more than likely end up like Zsa Zsa Gabor after she slapped an officer in Beverly Hills. While this is a sad situation it speaks to the fact that some people are not equipped to handle success early and at any point.