I have heard it said that Napoleon was a coke head. While I don't think shall ever get any real confirmation on that, it would not surprise me. Napoleon was like Tony Montana, crazy for power and full hubris. Something tells me that Napoleon was the kind of guy that would grease himself up after coking himself up, and attack some house girl. I know this sounds far fetched but if the vatican has been know to have the hidden orgy here and there, why not? Napoleon looked like a little sex freak anyway.
I can imagine a talk between Napoleon and Tony Montana, it would be something like this:
TM: Hey man, you listen to me you little fucking cucaracha
NB: La merde
TM: I got the yayo you mother fucker
NB: Je suis le grande fromage
TM: We do it my way now you little maricon de mierda shit
NB: Je ne parle pas la merde
TM: I fuck you up Im Tony Montana fucking chata
NB: Je aime les vagin et les pénis
TM: I kill you, you want war mother fucker
NB: Je suis un grand cocaïnomane bisexuels
I am sure the end result would be a fabulous scene that would mix Waterloo with the final battle of Tony Montana up in Coconut Grove. I don't find Napoleon so fascinating simply because he was stupid enough to fight beyond his prime. If Napoleon were alive today he would probably be a member of the tea party. It's great to mix fiction along with historical inaccuracy because it provides a lot of material, perhaps I'll write a story about Napoleon in present time.
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