Crazy thoughts about life in general from my own amazingly insightful point of view.
Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bears. Show all posts
Thursday, February 5, 2015
EVERYONE LOVES WHORE MONGERING BEARS
It's Ted and he's coming back in TED 2. I love this bear because he just doesn't give a shit and breaks all the rules. In this day and age of tepid political correctness we should all be more like Ted and drink, screw, and repeat. Okay there sensitivity peeps I'm joking but I do recommend watching this for the mindless and worry free entertainment it provides. Life as I see it, (pun) is just too short.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
OH NO! HANNAH MONTANA TURNED TO BESTIALITY WITH THE DANCING BEAR JAMBOREE
So Miley Cyrus decided to "shed" the Hannah Monatana image by having pretend intercourse with the dancing bear jamboree. I feel kind of bad for Miley because at the VMA's she managed to just look like a crack whore trying desperately to get laid by anyone not frightened of herpes. Miley Cyrus made her career playing a child star with a magic wit and a halfwit hillbilly dad. Miley Cyrus is not as talented as a prime Madonna, she's not really much of anything other than shock value.
Miley needs to pretend to the asshole of a bear in order to get attention. The truth is Miley's voice is annoying, her moves are kind of shitty, and like almost every other performer today she has no knowledge of music. The VMA's are not now, and they have never been, anything other than real shock. People watch the VMA's to see celebrities perform without filter, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus did.
The reason why Miley needed to perform like this is because she needs visuals in order to hide how bad she is. Miley seems to be so uninteresting that even Drake decided to indulge tweets from Amanda Bynes rather than listen to her shit. I'm pretty sure Will Smith and his kids were thinking " Mama no!" when they say Miley's ass less twerking sequences.
MTV used to stand for music television because they played videos. Now MTV should stand for something else because truthfully it just runs shit shows that reward people whose talents are questionable, for the most part. I still think Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, and others are talented but they don't get as much attention as an anorexic whore.
Labels:
Amanda Bynes,
Bears,
Blurred Lines,
Dancing Bear Jamboree,
Disney,
Drake,
Hannah Montana,
Herpes,
Miley Cyrus,
Miley VMA'S 2013,
STDs,
Take Back the Night,
Twerking,
Twitter,
VMA'S 2013,
We Can't Stop,
Will Smith
Thursday, April 11, 2013
TOO MUCH BEAVER IS NEVER A GOOD THING
If you are reading this chances are you think this is some sort of pornographic entry. I hate to disappoint but this is not what you think. I am talking about our little wonderful friend the beaver. I think that too much of those little bastards is a bad thing. In order to illustrate my point I will bring forward the story of a man in Belarus that was killed by a beaver that objected more than vociferously to having its picture taken. I can't not emphasize enough how dangerous it is to try and take pictures of animals in their habitat.
I can imagine what will go on this man's headstone " Beloved Father........Mauled By Belarusian Beaver." I am not making fun of the guy but the truth is that you will die if you try to get too close to a lovable creature. Everyone will remember what happened to Steve Irwin after he decided to get overly personal with a stingray. You just can't trust animals in their habitat or otherwise. I love animals but I refuse to invade their space.
I never saw Jaques Cousteau get so close to fish that he put himself in the middle of a dangerous situation. I think this is another cautionary tale that animals in the wild are to be left alone. Seriously nature lovers it's okay to love animals just don't be stupid about it.
Labels:
Animal Planet,
Bears,
Beaver,
Beaver Kills Man,
Beavers,
Bindy Irwin,
Crocodile Hunter,
Death by Beaver,
Jaques Cousteau,
Jungle Girl,
Lions,
Man Killed by Beaver,
Steve Iriwin,
Tigers
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