The big news over the last week have centered on the Justin Bieber escapade in Brazil. Bieber was taped sleeping by a "girl" that was "visiting" him. I personally think that Justin is looking for a mother figure because this girl looks like she's got some serious miles on her. I can only imagine what a conversation between them was like.
Justin: Sup girl?
Tati: I have fever in the bieber.
Justin: I'm sad yo'
Tati: I make you happy.
Justin: Yo baby, do something for me.
Tati: Yes?
Justin: Read me a story yo'
Tati: ???
Justin: I like the three bears yo'
Tati: You want I suck you?
Justin: I suck my thumb yo'
Tati: I do nice for you.
Justin: Obrigado bitch.
I think Justin is a sad little clown that wants to get laid and hear fairy tales and that's okay, you only live once. Good boy Justin, you get your lady to tell you stories and whatnot.
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