AGE IS A STATE OF MIND

As I close in on my 35th birthday I wonder if perhaps I'm getting to old. I think if anything I'm a baby starting out. I look at age as nothing more than a state of mind. My body of work reflects a still very spry mind with an almost boundless ability for material. I'm not saying that I'm a genius but I am extremely good at being tireless.

I look at past examples of age not really playing a part in achievement and there are some prime examples. When people want to accomplish something, they find a way to defy time. I'm not saying we can stop time from passing, but we can use what time brings as an ally.

When George Burns was nearly 80 he began what would be considered the best period of an already lengthy and storied career. Jack Benny was in his late 70's and was still commanding high ratings with his specials based on The Jack Benny Program. If you want to accomplish greatness, work at it and if you want to preserve it make sure to believe in your own ability to do so in spite of time.

BIEBER, BRAZIL, AND THE CONVERSATION

The big news over the last week have centered on the Justin Bieber escapade in Brazil. Bieber was taped sleeping by a "girl" that was "visiting" him. I personally think that Justin is looking for a mother figure because this girl looks like she's got some serious miles on her. I can only imagine what a conversation between them was like.

Justin: Sup girl?

Tati: I have fever in the bieber.

Justin: I'm sad yo'

Tati: I make you happy.

Justin: Yo baby, do something for me.

Tati: Yes?

Justin: Read me a story yo'

Tati: ???

Justin: I like the three bears yo'

Tati: You want I suck you?

Justin: I suck my thumb yo'

Tati: I do nice for you.

Justin: Obrigado bitch.

I think Justin is a sad little clown that wants to get laid and hear fairy tales and that's okay, you only live once. Good boy Justin, you get your lady to tell you stories and whatnot.

TIME TRAVEL IS OFFICIALLY GANGSTA

Jay Z has finally mastered everything, I'm sure you're wondering what i mean when I say that.Jay Z was a great rapper, he became a media mogul and now he's mastered time travel. This picture (right) was discovered recently and it reveals a man that looks strikingly similar to the rap Moses. I think it is Jay Z and I believe that he's mastered the art of time travel. Finally some light is being shed on the reality of the entertainment conspiracy.

There is an elite cadre of performers that has been working jointly with the church of Scientology in order to further advance the work of L. Ron Hubbard otherwise known as G of the Krab Nebula. During his travels Jay Z has introduced rap to the etruscans, produced for Sun records and sampled the early work of Louis Armstrong. Ladies and gentlemen time travel is now gangsta.

While I don't actually have any proof of this conspiracy It's nice to speculate. I think this type of "news" item really has nor place in any publication, cyber or otherwise. I think we are really losing track of what's important when we give the ridiculous attention that it doesn't merit. The next item will be the existence of Dr. Who during Jack the Ripper times.