While the possibility of Joe Biden running for president seems remote and premature at best I have thought of a few reasons why Biden should never consider it. I like Biden I think he is the kind of person that would be useful in a bar fight. Biden has the essence of a regular guy that can get along just fine with just about anyone. I do feel that there is something inside his head that will burst should he ever chose to run and somehow win an election as President. In an effort to illustrate what I mean I have carefully crafted a top ten that will serve as food for thought.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY JOE BIDEN SHOULD NEVER BE PRESIDENT
- He will put together a cabinet comprised of retired and semi active MMA legends.
- He will challenge Hugo Chavez to a cage match with the winner winning a supply of oil, spam and reese's pieces for a year in an effort t boost the economy of the winning country.
- He is from Scranton which means he will fight anyone.
- If any legislation he attempts to pass through congress is met with resistance he will take the responsible parties and grease them up and have them play naked twister in the middle of the Washington Monument until a winner emerges like in the days of Old Rome.
- He will have the CIA capture and hide Donald Trump and without Donald we would not have the joy of prolonged stupidity from a press whore.
- He will propose a big personalized bomb called the Biden suppository to "shove up our enemy's asses." The bomb will use solar energy, Scranton steel and lot's of love.
- He will more than likely have Ryan Seacrest produce a reality series called " US PIMP POTUS."
- Biden will extend aid to Vatican City so they may finally create an elite army known as "Biden's Holy Rollers."
- Biden's wife will become the replacement of Randy Jackson in the soon to be syndicated and promptly forgotten "American Idol."
- Biden will likely attempt to get the Salahis to reconcile and celebrate the second wedding in the middle of a state dinner.
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