Showing posts with label Ryan Seacrest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ryan Seacrest. Show all posts

Thursday, February 5, 2015

BRUCE..............REALLY?


I've never been critical of people's choices but FUCK, Bruce Jenner? I guess I'm having a hard time thinking of the decathlete  superman as a lady. Now whenever I watch an episode of CHIPS with Bruce in it it just won't be the same. I guess this is a logical step for him given the fact that he spent almost two decades being emasculated by that sexy, cougar hooker, ex wife of his. Bruce certainly isn't the first athlete to do this though, back in the 1970's RenĂ©e Richards, once known as Richard Raskind, did the same thing and went on to compete in women's tennis. Seriously though, they should release a 40th anniversary commemorative Wheaties box with Bruce as his new self.



Wednesday, May 21, 2014

5 THINGS I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT


You ever feel like you just don't give a shit anymore? I personally get that feeling quite often. I have decided to list the top five things I could care less or give a shit about in order to vent. In no particular order here they are:

  1. V. Stiviano = Cheaters never win and cheap whores never prosper
  2. Donald Sterling = Shut the fuck up dirty old man
  3. David Letterman's Retirement = You will never be Carson so no one really cares
  4. The LA Clippers = They are not the HEAT 
  5. Kim K's Wedding = Wasn't invited so I could care less 
Those are five things or, rather, news creating individuals that I don't care for. Let's move on to something interesting please.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

KARDASHIANS ARE LIKE A CANCER THAT WON'T GO AWAY


I am sure you are wondering why I am writing another Kardashian hate entry. The truth is that I am wondering that myself. Perhaps I am trying to start a grassroots boycott of America's favorite trash. The fact is that these people continue to get attention for being trash, they don't contribute anything worthwhile to society. Kim makes porno videos, shows her ass, and doesn't do anything that takes real talent. Bruce Jenner acts like the ridiculous has been he really is with his horribly mangled face and 1976 olympian haircut.

The latest Kardashian press disaster centers around the fat, tattooed moron known as Rob. Rob is a fucking idiot that has done nothing useful ever at any point during his life. Rob was charged with battery and theft after an altercation with a female paparazzi. How classy of Rob to steal camera equipment from a girl.

Seriously I wish everyone would take the blinders off and look for things that are useful to society. The Kardashians are like a damn cancer that just won't go away. Let's all get together and act as Kardashian chemotherapy so the disease may stop spreading.

Saturday, May 4, 2013

THE SHIT THAT'S TOO MUCH: A TANGENT OF SORTS


I am not a fan of the Kardashians, Bruce Jenner, Kanye or just about anyone having to do with reality television and ridiculous self appraisals. My reason for writing this blog is because I can't understand why it's such a big fucking deal that Kris Jenner put on a wig while vacationing somewhere. What bothers me is that while the world is in the brink of chaos with bombings, nuclear war, and gun control debates, the Jenner wig has become a major trending headline. My question is simply" WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE? Is society so fucking blind that we give importance to a wig worn by a woman that sets the bar for shit? I mean seriously we as a whole need to examine what we can do to make the world somewhat manageable.

I don't think that paying attention to a pathetic old whore like Kris Jenner is really the answer. I used to respect Bruce Jenner because he was an athletic hero, now Bruce really does look like an old tenth grade teacher.

 
Bruce would be a great contestant on a daytime TV game show like Let's Make A Deal with his dignity being the grand prize behind the curtain. I know this is a tangent but you can't blame me when these people and their vacations, wigs, sex tapes, bastard children, and so on take precedence over the death of someone like Michael Gray ( China Syndrome). Instead of giving these fucking people importance and attention for being stars of a fake reality series we should consider what's important in life.

I am certain that a couple of idiots are going to say I am "hatin" because of what I am writing but the truth is that I don't really give a fuck. I am one in a handful of people that are tired of the real news being overshadowed by bullshit. I am tired of good television being put on hold while talentless fucks like Ryan Seacrest produce garbage that seems to get airplay it doesn't deserve. Let's all wake up collectively and go back to at least making an effort at creating a better world instead of bringing the world down with insipid programming.