TOP TEN BRUCE JENNER FEMALE NAMES

Now that Bruce Jenner has discovered he is a girl I have taken it upon myself to come up with possible names for him. The list reads as follows:

1. Kimberly Jenner Saggy Tits
2. Kanyeonce West
3. Beyonce Z Kardi
4. The World's Ugliest ho
5. Atletica Mamando
6. Armanda La Wango Tango
7. Jannay Wheatie 
8. Deca Jones
9. America Vaginalis
10. Fanny Brittany Martinez Johanson 

These are some possibilities, good luck Bruce, hope they bronze your balls and put them in the Smithsonian. 

BRUCE..............REALLY?

I've never been critical of people's choices but FUCK, Bruce Jenner? I guess I'm having a hard time thinking of the decathlete  superman as a lady. Now whenever I watch an episode of CHIPS with Bruce in it it just won't be the same. I guess this is a logical step for him given the fact that he spent almost two decades being emasculated by that sexy, cougar hooker, ex wife of his. Bruce certainly isn't the first athlete to do this though, back in the 1970's Renée Richards, once known as Richard Raskind, did the same thing and went on to compete in women's tennis. Seriously though, they should release a 40th anniversary commemorative Wheaties box with Bruce as his new self.