Saturday, December 1, 2012

OH NO, KIM KARDASHIAN WILL CAUSE A WAR!


Kim Kardashian's recent visit to Bahrain caused an uproar and countless protests of all sorts. I am guessing that in Bahrain they don'tappreciate reality television. I guess I am having a hard time understanding the whole reasoning behind this. Is the protest because of her giagantic behind? I think the problem may be the store Millions of Milkshakes.

The truth is it's a ridiculous protest and while it came from hardline Islamic protesters it's still a clear waste of time. Kim Kardashian is not really a significant enough figure to merit this kind of attention. I see the scenario playing out in a manner that will affect the world landscape and it looks like this:

  1. Millions of Milkshakes will likely become a strategic military stronghold.
  2. Hardliners will take it over in order to express their distress.
  3. Bruce Jenner will organize diplomatic talks with leaders of the opposing organization.
  4. There will be a conflict needing the aid of the Seacrest/ Rob Rob alliance.
  5. After 3 days there will a cease fire and finally the conflict will end.
  6. * You can see all of this on the next episode of Kim International: Ass on the Hop.
The world really needs to evolve beyond a giagantic ass with little to no talent.

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