MY WISHES FOR TIM TEBOW

For the past three years Tim Tebow has served as more of a show pony than anything else. The quaterback has really been more of an anomaly as he is known more for his limited playing and core values than actual achievements. Everyone loves a little Tebow talk but it's not quite like Joe Montana talk or Terry Bradshaw talk. People would rather find out if he is still a pure soldier of the holy wars as opposed to a dirty devil. Given Tebow's current status with the Jets and given the idea that his short a lackluster career may soon be winding down to farm leagues such as the UFL I have ten wishes for Tebow to make his career last a little while longer.

1. Please do something insane like rent a limo full of hookers in order to get some attention for having an instinct.
2. Start a youtubeaccount where you condem both the Jets and the Broncos for not seeing you as the field prophet.
3. Come out on hte field one day with flour allover your nose screaming " I AM THE SECOND COMING."
4. Develop a nasty mean streak and foul the shit out of other players.
5. Next team you go to make sure to punch the coach in hte face and scream " I AM THE ALPHA MALE"
6. Show up on Kelly and Michael and challenge Michael Strahan to a dance off.
7. Facebook Tiki Barber's girfriend asking her if she wants to feel a little Tebow inside her.
8. Tell everyone that if The Beatles were bigger than God you are for sure bigger than The Beatles.
9. Tell your congregation you have decided to go Pagan.
10. Make sure that for every completion you scream "SERENITY NOW" to show everyone you are down with the trends even if said trends are from some 17 years ago.

That's right Tebow, be a rebel without a cause and clue and your career will be remebered as great comic relief for die hard sport fans that live pathetically through false idols.