Hugh Heghfner has finally found true love at an age which is similar to that of ice and water. The Captain of Love will tie the knot with Crystal Harris who left him with his penny candy when they were engaged the first time aroud. Huch and Crystal discovered that there is love in a 60 year divide. This is wonderful for the dirty old men in the world that are hoping for a little love.
"Thank heaven for little girs!" said Hef in a recent interview with Old Whore Mongers Daily. Okay if you don't get the tone of this entry it's simple. Hugh Hefner is not really even cool anymore. The man is more wrinkled up than a pork rind and I am pretty sure viagra combined with a sweedish pump won't help his woes.
I think it's great that Crystal Harris has decided she want's someone whose wrinkles are so deep he can create pools of old man sweat. There comes a point where you go from being a straight up cool guy to being a total idiot that looks he is desperately holding on to the 1970's. Honestly Hef you are like a fish with scales out in a chinese market, have some dignity old man.
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