A New Jersey man by the name of James Parham has been accused of running a prostitution ring out of his senior housing complex apartment. It appears that Mr. Parham had four elderly ladies working for that paper as members of the oldest profession's life support wing. I think that it's admirable that Mr. Parham ,whose future plans include breathing, drinking prune juice, and learning how to program his two button remote, would still be fresh enough to run his operation. I can only assume that Mr. Parham's operation was known in the underground as Wrinkled Tunnels Entertainment. To me there is something commendable about someone still wanting to make something of himself and being intelligent enough to carve out a niche market that has yet to be explored in depth, at least here in the states. Who doesn't love an old whore?
I can only assume what the dates were like with the interested Johns. I imagine it was a lot of conversation regarding Obamacare, the latest episode of family feud, and lastly a wonderful sexual interaction lasting about six minutes. I assume the sex was comprised of some sort of denture maneuver followed by a move commonly known as the Ointment Dirty. I hope these elderly people are let off with a warning and a controlled dose of medication.
The truth is that while these old folks screwed up big time they are still old people with little time left, even if 75 is the new 64. How truly threatening can James Parham be to society? This old man is a specialist in human interaction and his ladies are just looking for some limited sexy time. Let's be kind here and understand that sexy time knows no limits and cannot be quantified in any way whatsoever. I say let's all forgive o'l James and commend his go getter spirit by supplying him a lifetime discount at his local pharmacy.
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