OH NO! HANNAH MONTANA TURNED TO BESTIALITY WITH THE DANCING BEAR JAMBOREE

So Miley Cyrus decided to "shed" the Hannah Monatana image by having pretend intercourse with the dancing bear jamboree. I feel kind of bad for Miley because at the VMA's she managed to just look like a crack whore trying desperately to get laid by anyone not frightened of herpes. Miley Cyrus made her career playing a child star with a magic wit and a halfwit hillbilly dad. Miley Cyrus is not as talented as a prime Madonna, she's not really much of anything other than shock value.

Miley needs to pretend to the asshole of a bear in order to get attention. The truth is Miley's voice is annoying, her moves are kind of shitty, and like almost every other performer today she has no knowledge of music. The VMA's are not now, and they have never been, anything other than real shock. People watch the VMA's to see celebrities perform without filter, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus did.

The reason why Miley needed to perform like this is because she needs visuals in order to hide how bad she is. Miley seems to be so uninteresting that even Drake decided to indulge tweets from Amanda Bynes rather than listen to her shit. I'm pretty sure Will Smith and his kids were thinking " Mama no!" when they say Miley's ass less twerking sequences.

MTV used to stand for music television because they played videos. Now MTV should stand for something else because truthfully it just runs shit shows that reward people whose talents are questionable, for the most part. I still think Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke, Pink, and others are talented but they don't get as much attention as an anorexic whore.

FROM CLOONEY TO AFFLECK: BATMAN ADVICE

It's been reported, and I guess made official, that Ben Affleck is the new Batman and will star in the sequel to Man of Steel. I like Ben Affleck, I thought he was okay as Daredevil and I thought he did a great job playing George Reeves in Hollywoodland. I think that Affleck is not really the guy for the Batman role. Affleck just isn't that brooding, even when he did Daredevil it seemed like he was forcing his tortured portion. I am also assuming he got some advice from George Clooney and that advice was probably dispensed over drinks in a hot tub with Danny DeVito. I assume the conversation went like this:

Clooney: So they finally found someone worthy of my role.

Affleck: Yeah, wicked awesome.

Clooney: You have a challenge ahead of you, my nipple Batman was incredible.

Affleck: Irregardless I will be be the man.

Clooney: Who will be Superman?

Affleck: That Henry bastard, he's wicked good.

Clooney: Who will be Alfred?

Affleck: Either Mel Gibson or Bob Saget.

DeVito: Hey fuckers Rhea can be a great Catwoman.

Clooney: Remember the suits must always have nipples. Any word on Matt?

Affleck: He may play the part of The Demon.

Clooney: Hahahah, fantastic.

I'm sure that's not really what happened but when you think of the fact that George Clooney and Ben Affleck teamed up to bring back the porno beard, anything can happen. Batman is a popular character but it takes a special kind of person to pull it off. I thought Bale was good even though he gave Batman some serious throat cancer. Let's see what happens down the line, good luck to Ben Affleck.

FUCK STALLONE, BRAFF, AND SPIKE LEE..................FUCK HOLLYWOOD HARD

I have said this before but I think I am going to say it again, FUCK HOLLYWOOD and fuck it hard. The latest piece of shit to jump on the kickstarter bandwagon is Sylvester Stallone, he is seeking an additional $250,000 because an investor in a project of his fell out. Unless this fucking asshole spent all his money on botox and steroids there's no reason why he can't put the money up himself. Im sick and tired of stars with means and connections jumping on kickstarter, taking the playing field and fucking destroying it.

Zach Braff, a millionaire, did not want to put up his money to make another film, apparently neither does that little bitch Spike Lee, or the world's favorite mass of old man muscle Stallone. When are upstarts like myself and others going to have a chance? Apparently never. It's hard enough to raise money without celebrities taking center stage. The very ignorant providing these celebrities with money don't seem to understand that their contribution means nothing to these guys. These assholes won't give you a shout out any time soon. These guys are fucking bullies that could give a shit about anyone but themselves.

Someone needs to create a fucking movement to boycott kickstarter until a rule is put in place to ban celebrities from seeking funding for projects that they can fund through other means. Oh wait, I guess a lot of the simple minded idiots giving money to these fuckers don't understand the unspoken Hollywood rule, the " you never use your own bread" rule. Wake the fuck up people, these assholes are all about taking without giving back. Charity to these fuckers is a massive tax write off. Fuck them, their projects, and the idiots helping fund them. I hope they will take a page from Kevin Smith's book, he won't go through kickstarter because he has his own money. This is the kind of thing that makes me think the world is worst off than we thought.

THE SOCIAL MEDIA PREDICTABLE

I love social media simply because you have so many things that you can use to entertain yourself. I am thoroughly entertained by the predictable players. A predictable player is some lame ass dude that will respond to a girl. What I like about that is the fact that all those motherfuckers are the same. Some beautiful girl accepts them or adds them and they respond with the following:

• Yo girl, sit that shit on my face.
• It's an honor to be amongst the list if the fortunate to call themselves your friend.
• Sexy 
• So hot baby, I invite you to me.
• I love you, have an incredible day. 
• This is for you princess of the universe.

This is better than candy crush, human nature is something else.

GOOD DEAL

I read a story about Lily Tomlin possibly marrying her partner of 42 years. This story has made headlines all over the place. I think it's cool but I wonder what the relevance is. While there is a possibility now that they can get married, it won't really change the nature of their relationship. Yes Lily Tomlin is a major celebrity and yes he is very funny, but still I think someone's personal life really shouldn't take center stage at any point in time.

Lily Tomlin is gay and everyone knows that. It's cool that she is not in your face about it. Famous or private, straight or gay, it is extremely important for people to keep their personal life personal. It's not your personal life or choices that serves as the ultimate definition of character. I will say one thing for Lily Tomlin, I would love to see her do the character of Edith Ann.

Best of luck to Lilly Tomlin if she does get married. I wonder if when she gets married she will dress up as Ernestine. Hopefully she'll get back to doing comedy like she used to, in order to escape the monotony of marriage.

BY MORODER

I am a huge fan of classic techno and house, it was a producer's medium. When you think back to what started certain styles you usually think of specific individuals. Soul Makossa started disco and funk and paved the way for serious studio experimentation. When you think of synthesizer driven disco and techno driven application one man comes to mind, Giorgio Morder. Moroder produced every memorable Donna Summer hit like I feel love and Love to love you baby. Moroder is someone that became known primarily for his ability to produce new robotic sounds, in stark contrast to his early bubble gum pop hits. Moroder was a singer and not someone so memorable that people would think of him as a future great.

Moroder's late 70's work coupled with his incredibly popular 80's soundtracks made him a rock star, so did his exile from music for an untold period of time. You move the clock forward some 20 years and he old man is back, commanding the respect of a new generation of DJs, and techno bands such as Daft Punk. Moroder is the king of techno, he is the guy that really started it all. Now you have a crop of shit DJs that want to put themselves in that league when what they play is crap not fit for elevators.

I was listening to work by guys with stupid names like Marcelo something or other and Van or some shit like that. To me 50 somethings that have staple clubs are nothing more than glorified losers that can't really go beyond the coke head club circuit and the extacy pill corners. Moroder is one and no one can really come close. Moroder is the original outer space DJ and I'm glad that he is here once more. I think that the Giorgio by Moroder track in the Daft Punk album is a testament to Moroder's greatness.

Long live the legend and may he continue to show everyone how it's done.

ELECTRONIC MUSIC'S EFFECTS

Do you ever find yourself listening to a specific music track and feeling like there is absolutely nothing wrong with the world? Music has almost always been given credit for helping positively alter the lives of people. Classical music is, often times, credited with helping infants develop intellectually at a more rapid rate because of early exposure. Do you ever wonder if other styles of music have a similar positive effect?

In an article published by www.psychologytoday.com it was suggested by the writer that electronic dance music might have a positive effect on human well being. This particular suggestion was interesting and it sighted the author’s personal experience, having attended a rave at the tender age of 13. On the flip side there are multiple negatives associated with electronic dance music.

Often times electronic dance music festivals are target locations for drug dealers looking to pollute lives. So the question of electronic dance music’s positive effects can be asked once more. Electronic dance music brings people together and gives them a feeling of equality, at least for a brief moment. Jaime Cundy BSW, MAPP writes that there has been a plethora of research done but none on electronic dance music (Cundy, 2013).

Jaime Cundy proposes that electronic dance music has the power to bring people together, especially when said people are identified as outsiders in peer groups. Perhaps it’s the awkward and robotic sound of electronic dance music that makes people feel like they have a common binding thread. This is the kind of question that also makes people wonder if electronic dance music leads to an increase in human curiosity.

Metamusic has been credited with having a profound effect on the human mind and awareness of self. Using what’s known about metamusic it’s fair to assume that electronic dance music can create a similar feeling of beauty for people whose outlook may be slightly more jaded given societal pecking order placement.

While there is a long stretch before electronic dance music can be considered a player in human well being, psychological health, and self awareness, it’s interesting to see what it does for people who rely on it for feelings of personal validation.