Social media has given birth......to the sex troll. The social media sex troll is usually a shorter, stubby fella with delusions of grandeur. Normally the sex troll will be rounder but he'll be trying hard to beef up. The Sex Troll lexicon will be something of an enigma. Sex trolls are well read, they usually read like twenty pages of Shapkespeare and will use the kind of dialogue that will confuse you enough to think " maybe this is a smart individual." The sex troll will normally be a male that has engaged in the art of chronic masturbation. Sex Trolls are the terrorists of dating because they make together fellas like me look like shit. The following are examples of the sex troll dialogue:
"Women must smell a man's scent"
"I'm gong to harvard in three years"
"I'll give you a Vegas bow tie"
"I'm feeling positive"
" Gotta hit my gym, lift some weights, and write three chapters of my novel " The Great American Chronicle of America."
" I love abstract, cerebral,thinky films."
"We can be friends."
In the end social media sex trolls are killing the twitter, the Facebook, fucking up the linkedin, and decimating tout ( is that still a thing?). Be on the lookout people, be on the lookout!
