THE PERSONIFICATION OF A DOUCHEBAG

D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G - Engaging in the act of douchery, assuming the attitude of a bag of douche, bagging the douche and getting a disgusting douche like smell that freaks out most everyone.

This fella in the picture is a tattoo "artist" and I use the term artist very loosely. The reason why I feel he is the personification of a douchebag is because he has a holier than thou attitude. I'm writing this entry in order to cleanse my soul of all the venom that lies within. Personally I'd like for this fucker to take a needle, shove it up his ass and tattoo himself right there. Why expose him? because I can! So never go get a tattoo from the punk bitch at Atomic Tattoo in Sao Paulo, or if you see him in Amsterdam or Portugal.

THIS IS GREAT IF YOU LACK THE ESSENTIALS

If you lack charisma, talent, and magnetism, you should consider a career in public access television. I think public access is a great way to showcase the boring, unbelievably dull members of society. Every time I watch a minute of public access I feel like my life would be improved through the practice of chain smoking.

Part of my reason for saying this is the fact that I've noticed that public access not only gives the talentless an opportunity but it also makes them far more self righteous and arrogant than they should be. I once met the host of one of those shows and I thought the guy was a total asshole, I called him fat man, yes I was a kid. The man was host of a local drawing show for kids. I remember it like it was yesterday that the dude was eating escargot like it was going out of style. I think the fucker is dead now, as a consequence of being alive.

At any rate I say let's do the right thing and piss on the cars of public access stars.

STARBUCKS, HOME OF THE ASSHOLES

I read that a mother was treated pretty poorly at a Starbucks and ridiculed because she needed to change her baby's diaper. The situation escalated to the point where the woman's husband became enraged which led the employes to calling the cops. I am not really surprised that any of this happened. Starbucks is a lot like candy for assholes in the sense that it attracts people with with serious personality deficiencies.

The typical Starbucks serves as housing for douchebags that like to pretend by taking their laptops and making believe that they are writing the great American novel. There is a percentage of those people with laptops that are legit students but most of the times it's the dude wanting to establish his pseudo intellectual superiority.

The thing is that Starbucks isn't only frequented by douchebags but it's also manned by the worst people in the world. I don't know why but most of the time I go Starbucks I am forced to deal with total assholes. I feel like any request I make is met with total disgust. I don't understand why but Starbucks employs these hipster punks and all of them are so full of themselves. I am shocked at the attitude when all they do is make coffee.

I am glad to know that Starbucks was exposed as a shit hole.