Okay so now elections are over we have a POTUS and we have either a month of live or another eternity. What to do? I have compiled a top ten list of things we can all do to enjoy life.
- Kiss an angry senior citizen's troubles away (ladies mainly)
- Turn congress into a mass urinal ( explanation to follow)
- Create a march for the purpose of getting virgins past 30 laid
- Elect Jesse Ventura to a senate seat in any state
- Erect a monument to Ralph Nader and Matthew Lesko
- Organize a society for the perennially stubborn
- Legalize hookah bars, wait those are legal
- Let's all make a prostitute bill of rights
- Raise the voting age to 85
- DRINK THE MOONSHINE
The truth of the matter is that life is fun if you want it to be. What you think is best may be best and it may will be something totally different. Life will not always go the way we want it to but we were given the ability to adapt and that's what we should all do, adapt. I am aware that these words will likely fall on def ears but hey we lose nothing by trying.
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