I have a set of rules that I like to live by simply because they work as a compass for my days. I don't like to impose rules because they hinder individuality. I have compiled a list of rules that I use that help me a great deal.
My Rules to Live By
- When in a Zoo stare at the meanest looking Gorilla and see if he will want to pick a fight.
- Run a red light when no one is coming because it will make you feel like you broke the law and in some ways you did.
- Make sure you have a crooked and toothy smile when looking at a person you don't know.
- Always take the time to fling a bag of dog shit at the door of someone that has hurt you. That person will suffer just by smelling the shit.
- Pretend to fart in an elevator in order to preserve personal space and dignity.
- Never ever throw plates in the floor unless you are doing so in order to get attention.
- Always make sure you tell people the truth about what you feel, it's the only way to be satisfied.
Don't follow these rules just take them as a friendly reminder that life is short and you need to create and follow your own rules.
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