KATE PLUS WHORE MAKES ME BORED

I really dislike Kate Gosselin a lot in fact I dislike her as much as I dislike actual shit. To me Kate Gosselin is a false and extremely annoying woman that cashed in on her kids in the most annoying way. I was never a fan of John and Kate plus 8 and I did not think much of her participation in other series that shall go without mention. There is one person that I dislike as much as her and that person is Kendra Wilkinson.

Kendra Wilkinson became famous for being one of the three girlfriends of the Social Security Office's favorite bachelor Mr. Hugh Hefner also known as a ridiculous old man that thinks he still has some sort of game. Kate and Kendra have come together in order to take part in an episode of ABC'S train wreck known as Celebrity Wife Swap. 

I find it annoying that a couple of idiots with nothing to provide society are actually being given any sort of attention. I find this to be a part of America's problem at least on the entertainment front. Every time some talentless whore or hack comes along that person gets put in a television series documenting their uninteresting and overly rehearsed lives. I am assuming that this episode will have the light, dramatic and conciliatory tone that every episode has.

In the end this will be just another annoying episode that no one cares about and that when watched will represent lost time in someone's life.

YOU GO HEF, FIND TRUE LOVE!

Hugh Heghfner has finally found true love at an age which is similar to that of ice and water. The Captain of Love will tie the knot with Crystal Harris who left him with his penny candy when they were engaged the first time aroud. Huch and Crystal discovered that there is love in a 60 year divide.  This is wonderful for the dirty old men in the world that are hoping for a little love.

"Thank heaven for little girs!" said Hef in a recent interview with Old Whore Mongers Daily. Okay if you don't get the tone of this entry it's simple. Hugh Hefner is not really even cool anymore. The man is more wrinkled up than a pork rind and I am pretty sure viagra combined with a sweedish pump won't help his woes.

I think it's great that Crystal Harris has decided she want's someone whose wrinkles are so deep he can create pools of old man sweat. There comes a point where you go from being a straight up cool guy to being a total idiot that looks he is desperately holding on to the 1970's. Honestly Hef you are like a fish with scales out in a chinese market, have some dignity old man.