TOP TEN PETRAEUS EMAIL ADDRESSES

With the latest scandal in Washington surrounding the good General Petraeus I wonder who exactly was his email provider. I will go with Gmail given the new privacy rules for Gmail. Having gotten that out of the way I decided to compile a list of possible emails for the good General and they are:

1. Generalsexy@gmail.com
2. Hotholsterdady@hotmail.com
3. sexbomb@gmail.com
4. petraeuspapichulo@att.net
5. iraqsexpistol@aol.com
6. huevosgrandes@gmail.com
7. sexears69@gmail.com
8. lamangueramagica@gmail.com
9. spywiththegoldeneye.gmail.com
10. hotstuffwiththerightstuff@cia.gov

I am positive that the good General had a way to express his ability to really captivate his biographer with not just tales of heroics but also descriptions of his "field" capacity. Alas we shall never know but who the hell cares? It's fun to testiculate, wait I mean speculate.

KEEP IT IN THE HOLSTER GENERAL

We live in a world where stepping in it is something that happens way too often. Case and point is the General Petraeus sex scandal currently captivating the nation. When a man wants to use his "hose" in a manner that really should be question given his marital status and position he should think twice. This was not a case of  Petraeus the factory foreman but Petraeus the CIA Director.

This to me is a clear example of someone not knowing how to "keep it in the holster" or taking it out without stepping on it. The good General pretty much allowed his libido to compromise private information that could well be considered a violation in terms of national security matters. Petraeus was drilling (pun intended) the woman that wrote his biography.

I wonder why with all his money and power Petraeus did not just consider the possibility of a hooker. I hear that there is this one girl in Colombia that does this great thing that is known in Washington authority circles as "La Paella Frita." Seriously Petraeus be smart next time and keep it in the holster.