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Showing posts with label Oscars. Show all posts
Thursday, July 25, 2013
TOMMY CHONG IS PRETTY COOL, BUT STILL........
Tommy Chong is pretty cool, like an old stoner with miles of disjointed wisdom. I saw the TMZ video where he sort of backed his daughter's comments about Oprah. I think it's cool that in a laid back and half assed way he sort of agreed with his daughter while trying to keep her from being covered by the wrath of the mighty one. I don't know why there's heat between Oprah and Chong's daughter, to the extent that Rae Dawn Chong would say something so heated about Oprah.
To bring up slavery as a way to slam a person is pretty offensive. While Tommy Chong did a good job of covering that up in a diplomatic manner, the comment that Rae Dawn Chong comes at a pretty inappropriate time, given the level of tensions in the US as far as race goes. I am not an Oprah fan because honestly, while she is a great example of success, she is not in the same zip code as Harriet Tubman, or Maya Angelou. Yes Oprah has become a queen in the media and more power to her, but a lot of people helped pave the way for her decades prior and many of them are still unknown.
I still say that using race is a tacky way to express how much you dislike a person. I am hispanic and I dislike some hispanic figures but I would never use racial slurs to express how much I dislike them. A good example is that fat shit that calls himself Pablo Escobar Jr. I would jump at the chance to intellectually slam that fucker, but I would never use a racial slur. Wow Tommy, you defended your daughter while still kinda using race a bit, gotta take it easy on the weed man.
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Friday, March 1, 2013
VATICAN HOUSE PARTY!
It's official, the Pope is no longer in the house. Yesterday was the Pontiff's last day as the one and only Holy Leader of the Catholic Church. After a near eight year papacy the lead Catholic of the free world walked away with what I would assume is a fairly decent 401k and residency plan that will likely include a sweet apartment located somewhere in Vatican City. I can imagine that the Pope was given an intimate house party in order to say goodbye to him.
I imagine that the Pope probably drank some fine wine and ate some of the very best cheese and Genoa Salami sliced to perfection for even the for the most finicky of eaters. I can imagine some of the conversations had at said party between the Pope and say, a Cardinal.
The following is a proposed transcript of said conversation between the Pope and Cardinal #1:
Pope: This is some fine salami!
Cardinal #1: Only the best your eminency.
Pope: So anyone coming out to the private planking ceremony at the holy bannister?
Cardinal #1: Yes, in fact Father Alberto confirmed he is coming.
Pope: Ah, Alberto is a player.
Cardinal# 1: He has a hottie on his arm.
Pope: Pass me some more of the salami and a little more of that Don Melchor.
Cardinal# 1: Of course your eminency.
Pope: Did you catch the Oscars?
Cardinal #1: No your eminency.
Pope: That Anne Hathaway has lovely boobies.
Cardinal #1: Yes?
Pope: I did not like her choice of dress but I shall forgive her if she performs the Harlem Shake.
Cardinal #1: What?
Pope: The Harlem Shake, hot dance.
Cardinal #1: Any thoughts for a replacement suggestion?
Pope: Not sure, I was going to suggest Justin Bieber in order to appeal to both the 18 to 34 demographic and the Cardinal Law division.
Cardinal#1: What, who is this Bieber?
Pope: He is a lot like Anne Hathaway in that he is perky, short haired, and hateful.
Cardinal# 1: What about a latin Pope?
Pope: I am thinking Ricky Martin would be a good choice.
Cardinal # 1: Your Eminence please this is serious.
Pope: Fuck it man I am gone, I have to tend to my farmville and I have to tweet some pictures of my new place. I also have to attend the concert of my lifelong dear friend Tom Flack, he just released a hit single that is number one in over 40 countries where the radio has yet to be invented.
Yes I am making light of all of this because while I myself am a Catholic I can safely say that the Church has been steadily losing its moral standing for years and has done little in order to change it. How can an institution with so many hidden skeletons provide a moral compass when it doesn't really have one itself? I am not trying to be controversial but the truth of the matter is that faith and spirituality reside in the individual and not so much on outdated once governmental doctrines outlined by people as human as you and me.
Perhaps I am just jaded but hey that is what's great about living in a free country and a world society that for the most part allows a form of democracy to prevail. I say believe and be led by what your heart and soul tell you is the right way to go.
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