THE OHIO MONSTER

So a man was captured in Ohio and is being held on an 8 million dollar bond. The whole purpose is to make this man spend time in prison until he is made to pay for his crimes, and I can understand that. The man is the prime suspect, and apparently guilty party, of the kidnaping of three women some ten years ago. The man looks like an average Joe but really he was a psychopath that kidnaped, beat and raped three women. The man actually sired a child with one of the women, a six year old whose identity became clear just recently.

The three women were beaten, starved, and one of them had several miscarriages due to being starved and beaten. The man was apparently an abusive and dominant figure whose style and abusive nature just got more evil and twisted as time went on. The man's former partner and the mother of his children, who passed last year, stated the man was an abusive piece of garbage. The man would lock her indoors and basically torture her for the hell of it.

I can't believe this guy was under the radar for ten years. This guy was amazing in terms of having a split personality because even members of his family did not know who he really was. I understand why they want the death penalty but, no matter what they do, this monster fucked up the lives of three women. No matter what happens to him this guy got away with ten years of torture. I think that in the end this man will never see the kind of retribution for what he did because a long life won't change a psycho and a quick death won't mean anything either.

HOLY SHIT GRUNGE JUST MADE A......WAIT NO

There is something about a bunch of punks being led by a moron that just touches my heart. The three "Anarchists" that plead guilty to hatching a plot aimed at blowing up to blow up a bridge in Ohio really kind of make me smile. Let me explain myself before I am accused of being some sort of t.......t. See the reason why I say this is because these guys don't look like they can spell anarchy let alone give you a proper definition.

All five of the morons looked beyond baked and past the lower end of the line that determines aptitude. Allow me to further expand upon my point. The five guys look like they travelled to a Nirvana concert fifteen years too late. One guy actually looks the the bastard child of Paul McCartney and Brian Epstein (low historical joke). The curly haired fella looks like Napoleon Dynamite's cousin while the one with the black beard looks like he ran out of money in the barbershop and could only afford half a decent haircut. The blonde Kurt Cobain guy looks like he could not score in a whorehouse on black friday while the leader looks like he may have been a child star sometime in the 80's.

I am not saying that the threat was a light one because after all terrorism does not require so much intelligence as it does will to act. It seems like the five idiots were counting on the element of surprise but we live in a society that will catch up to you whenever it is deemed appropriate and necessary. I think that part of the problem is that the "disenfranchised" like to retreat into a shell where they can appear like dark and fascinating figures. Sometimes in the process of appearing like a "dark" figure people lose touch with reality and begin to follow bigger morons in an effort to make a "point."

We are living in a dangerous world and it's safe to say we are living in dangerous times. It's good to be aware of people if for no other reason safety. While these guys look like a commercial for stupidity and a PSA  for not experimenting with war RPG's, salvia, combos, and weed they are no less threatening. It's also a good idea to if nothing else try to reach out to people that look this awkward.

Seriously America let's reach out and touch a weirdo, he may blow up your mailbox and steal your cat.