WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE LAST 8?

I know the world will not end on 2012, I do feel certain anyway that it will not happen. The Mayan Calendar states that it will happen on 12/21/12. I do wonder though what would happen if there were only 8 days left. I have my list and it's kind of interesting so here goes:

DAY 1: I would wake up and drive to Vegas where I would immediately hit every single Càssino in the strip only to get the numbers of every single cocktail waitress. I would also eat at least five popsicles while skydiving with the flying Elvises.

DAY 2: I would want to go ahead and find a place full of monks where I would convince said monks to go to a whorehouse of their chosing. I would engage in deadly combat with a gator and lastly I would buy several betta fish in order to establish a betta fish MMA league, for the shorties!

DAY 3: I would take a break from my crazy days in order to prank call the Vatican and aske them if they have Roberto Calvi in a can. I would also call to commission a freemason ring just because they look cool.

DAY 4: I would travel to Graceland and steal the fabled peacock jumpsuit simply because I want to see how much tail I can get with one of the king's jumpsuit's.

DAY 5: I would go hot air ballooning in a no fly zone. This is self explanatory because it just is. If I survive this whole deal I shall blog about it the very same day in order to share it with the blog world. Oh my blog!

DAY 6: I would take an online pastor course while going on a thorough investigation covering John McAfee's life. I would go ahead and attend a Barry Manilow concert in order to show him I fear him not.

DAY 7: I will find a Proctologist and give him the beating of a lifetime because I can. I would call NBC to pitch my series about a talking tampoon with a detective agency called Tampington Steele.

DAY 8: I will rest, hey it was good enough for you know who. Life will be over and a new civilization will be started called the sexy time dancer civilization as dreamt up by L. Ron Hubbard!

None of these things will happen because on the 22nd of December I will wake up, have breakfast, and enjoy the beauty of life as we all should.

I AM SURE WE HAVE MORE THAN 2 WEEKS

Okay for years I have been hearing about the Mayan calendar like I heard about Y2K before that. I am fascinated by the idea of the world ending  and it being called by an ancient civilization. I do have a take on htis that may provide some sort of security for those already packing the Spam and Reses into the bomb shelter.

The Mayans were very advanced and I can admire and respect that. The calendar was very accurate in some respects but not every respect and there is something everyone is failing to really examine. The predicted thingsbut did not use their advanced nature in order to prevent certain htings from happening in their own time.

Any group of people can sit down and with logic and reasoning state what they feel may happen. Let's face it the Mayans could have seen 2012 as an impossibly far period devoid of advancement. Today we throw out numbers like 2030 and think of hovering cars coupled with boats that look like floating islands. The truth is evolution moves according to how we as individuals wish and work.

I think our current state in society as a whole can use improvement but as with everything in life it is cyclical and eventually things come around. I am sure the world won't end and about 300years from now someone will go ahead and write a similar blog which will likely be called comp entry self though.

HAPPY 2013 PEEPS!

11/06/2012

Last night America spoke once more and it chose the leader of not only the US but also the free world. President Obama will move on for another four years and will attempt to make history beyond the history he has made thus far. This bit I am writing does not focus on President Obama, Mitt Romney, or any political affiliations. I want to focus on one specific symbol of what makes democracy a true wonder.

Last night as the results came in they were reflecting on  the Empire State building until Obama won and then the top of the building turned blue. That particular turn became an instant symbol of the perennial hope that America has for progress. I am not saying it was Hope because of Obama but the hope of a population coming together and believing in the principles of democracy that make this country the greatest bastion of progress.

People sit and criticize the US but we have the power to make that difference and it is a responsibility that we need to cherish in multiple respects. It was a great feeling to see the level of jubilation at the people's ability to chose the person they wanted wether or not that person was triumphant. It was great to once again see the greatness of democracy in action.