Showing posts with label Primetime TV. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Primetime TV. Show all posts

Saturday, May 4, 2013

FROM THE MOUTH OF AN ASSHOLE


I respect anyone that can make a great career at an early stage. Brian Stelter is one of those guys that commands that sort of respect. This asshole stops commanding respect when he feels that he has enough clout as a journalist to say that Ann Curry was not good at her job as co host of NBC's Today Show. The fact that this guy covered the show extensively does not make him the end all be all on the subject. I think what pisses me off the most is that he says this with a hint of arrogance. Brian Stelter is no doubt someone with a great future and he will likely do many amazing things but what dues has he paid?

Ann Curry is a veteran with over 35 years experience in broadcasting, what does Brian Stelter have? Okay he is moving up but he could find himself as the next Matt Drudge, in some sort of obscurity. This guy wants to speak as if he had all the answers with regards to NBC's death in the ratings. So if this guy knows so much maybe he can write a book on why NBC is getting killed in primetime. Maybe Brian can also write a sequel to The Late Shift that explains why Jay Leno went from being likable to being the biggest piece of shit in the history of late night.

Ann Curry was not given the time or the opportunity to turn her fortunes around. Jay Leno was given 17 years on late night and the opportunity to almost destroy Conan O'Brien by contrast. I will grant the fact that late night and day time are total opposites but the fact is that NBC operates poorly and plays favorites. Now back to Brian, the guy is an asshole and a know it all. Brian why don't you help NBC crawl out of its shit hole since you know so much.



Saturday, April 27, 2013

CHARLIE SHEEN'S POST RECOVERY DR'S APPOINTMENT CIRCA 2011



Dr. Hello Charlie
Charlie Sheen: WINNING BITCH, I have a special forward constitution. I have tiger blood.
Dr.: Yes, you also have Rhinoceros triglycerides and red panda cholesterol
Charlie Sheen: That is winning BITCH, winning.
Dr.: Even better though, you have the hepatic function of an Australian tiger shark.
Charlie Sheen: TIGER BLOOD BITCH!!
Dr.: I am giving you a clean bill of health so you may get back to work.
Charlie Sheen: Chuck Norris is an un-evolved bitch with no tiger blood. I CREATED CHUCK NORRIS. You know my name?
Dr: Charlie
Charlie Sheen: NO, it is ALPHA 3 from the clepton nebula of the evolved Adonis constitution. Later simpleton !

After that Charlie Sheen went on to star in a movie about his life filmed entirely on location in a tibetan monastery starting Justin Bieber and Alyssa Milano with cameos by Richard Gere, Moby, and Mr. T. Charlie's Dr. would retire and work as a freelance professor of veterinary medicine.  The point is you cannot begin to experience the awesomeness of this situation if you do not posses tiger blood.