TOP TEN LITTLE KNOWN THINGS LIKELY TO HAVE BEEN MISREMEMBERED BY BRIAN WILLIAMS

Okay come on now, the whole  Brian Williams thing is too delightful to pass up. Without further distraction here is a top ten of little known things Brian may have remembered differently:

1) That time he haggled with a crack whore, as Brian remembers it he was asking for directions and not a New York Minute.

2) That one time he told his wife he was a asking a kind lady for directions in a back alley because he got lost on the way to Tom Brokaw's Grammy party.

3) Brian may have misremembered that one time he shared a bonding moment with Bruce Jenner at Tom Brokaw's Grammy party.

4) When he politely nudged an old lady across the street, he may have remembered that a bit different.

5) When he  shared a special experience with his scout master, that may also have been a slight inaccuracy.

6) That time he gave Obama a " hard time" about Obamacare..........( That's for conservative and FOX News people, do with it what you must)

7) Brian may not be clear on the whole pimping bitches in Branson incident.

8) I think Brian may also have misremembered about that famous orgy in Bernie Madoff's vault.

9) The time he told a bunch of children about the existence of Santa Klaus and how he once rhode the sleigh.

10) That one time at band camp when he may have jammed..........okay a bit dated but who doesn't love a good American Pie reference?

FINALLY, SOME QUIET

I am not writing this to push political buttons so if you are a die hard republican ardent democrat, or heat seeking jackass you should stop reading right now. I am glad that Sarah Palin is out of Fox news because her being there was the equivalent of a 4 year old being handed the controls to a weapon of mass destruction. Sarah Palin was and will forever remain a vivid examples of what politics has become, a popularity contest designed for looks and skilled liars.

We need to face a clear fact that society is cyclical in nature and that cycle includes progress, pockets of war and peace and gridlock. I think it doesn't help that cycle to have a woman whose inability to string two sentences together is so obvious that she serves more as the comic relief cougar MILF than as a credible figure that once provided leadership. It makes it nearly impossible for the existence of harmonious disagreement when you have a talking head like Palin giving incendiary opinions on a network know for radical conservative views. It's a step in the right direction to take Palin the hell out of the airwaves for the time being.

Personally I hope that Sarah Palin stays in the Tundra from whence she came and just continues to hunt for the bears that brutalized Ms. Goldi Locks.