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Showing posts with label Silverback Gorillas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silverback Gorillas. Show all posts
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
HERE'S A LESSON KIDS, DON'T PISS OFF A GORILLA
I learned early on in my life that it wasn't smart to piss off any animal. Having grown up appreciating animals I understood that all creatures merited respect. I always also understood that it wasn't smart to try and pick on animals in enclosures because enclosures meant that the animal inside could rip you a new one. To me an animal in an enclosure was a majestic site to respect and behold. I can't tell you how funny it is to read what I read in the news.
I guess some kids were mocking a gorilla in a Dallas zoo when suddenly the gorilla scared the little fuckers into nearly peeing their pants. I have to say I am very happy to hear that the gorilla scared the little miscreants into unison silence. I am sure this gorilla was using his quiet and Gorilla Grodd intellect in order to show the bastards a lesson. The lesson is simple, don't piss off an animal that will literally turn you into a rag doll for its own entertainment.
I remember this older gentleman by the name of Don Carlos. When I was a kid this older gentleman had a house full of exotic animals from chimps, to tigers and so on. One day I think one of his animals, the tiger, almost turned my brother into a kebab for no real reason. When a wild animal decides it's going to get you then you better fucking hope you didn't piss it off so it will let you go sooner. A big thumbs up to the gorilla though, those kids were a bunch of fucks.
Labels:
Animals,
Dallas Zoo,
Diane Fossey,
Film,
Gorilla Scares Kids,
Gorilla Scaring Kids,
Gorillas,
Gorillas in the Mist,
Jane Goodall,
Life,
Scaring Kids,
Silverback Gorillas,
Tigers,
Zoos
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