THE CRAZY BITCH STRIKES AGAIN

For every one good thing about social media there are about a million bad things. Social Media has everything from bad youtube videos, to internet MEMES, to stalkers, to rampant death rumors. My favorite is the crazy stalker people. Usually stalkers are sex crazed morons that have never had a girlfriend and want some cyber love. Occasionally a crazy bitch will stalk you and that's when it gets fun.

You may be asking yourself how I know about this and I am going to answer. I have had a crazy bitch stalking me for what seems like an eternity. The funny thing is that her sophomoric and ridiculous behavior is a great example of someone that doesn't really know about stalking. This crazy banshee from the depths of hell loves to say she has died, given birth to my child, and been involved with me for half a decade. I guess being a pathetic soul takes its toll on a crazy bitch.

I have gotten so many blocked messages on my Facebook that at this point I am certain I could write a small book with the title Crazy Bitch and the Guide to Stalking. I don't like the notion of being stalked but at the same time it's sort of funny that I am being stalked by a person that seems to be highly limited in her material. The last message I got from this person was under two fake profiles and both messages stated she had passed away and I was going to pay.

I am sure that if I let my guard down I will likely be stabbed by a host of toothpicks and be forced to ingest a lethal dose of Anacin. I don't take this seriously because life is too short to actually give a crap about crazy,pathetic, feeble minded people with nothing better to do in life.

THE TINY FACE OF HOPE

It's been about six years since the death of Anna Nicole Smith of an overdose and when you go back and look at her life it's easy to see how tragedy was always a step away. Anna Nicole Smith was the typical storybook tale gone wrong. Anna Nicole was a small town girl that made it big as a model and proceeded to make a million bad choices and and surround herself with people that would pretty much lead her down a path of bad decision after bad decision.

Prior to hear death Anna Nicole had to deal with the death of her only son and the birth a daughter. At the time of her death Anna was in a relationship with Howard Stern, the attorney that many felt was a part of her eventual downfall. Now that daughter is growing up and she seems to offer the hope of normalcy that her mother could never seem to find once she made it to the big time.

Anna Nicole's daughter seems to be well adjusted and the typical little girl. The six year old enjoys dressing in elaborate costumes and while it's pretty obvious that her father more than likely enjoys an alternate lifestyle at least her life seems normal. It's sad that her mother could not make it out of the dark waters she was navigating in bad company. I hope that Anna Nicole's daughter is able to lead a better life than her mother. The little girl is the tiny face of hope for a better future.