Top ten ways to become a reality star

I love to channel surf during my spare time. I see different celeb reality shows in every network. I think the whole idea of "creating" something worth watching is no longer one worth thinking up. I see previews for shows such as,The Jersey Shore, I am a Teenage Whore, 16 and Super Stupid, I did Drugs with a Celebrity and many many more. I have realized that there are ten things you can do in order to have a reality series on the air. I have taken the time to create this neat list.

1. Be a crazy whore with a drug problem.
2. Be a washed up celebrity with a drug problem.
3. Have a sex video and then tell everyone you were coerced, drugged, or did not intend to have it seen by the public.
4. Be willing to expose your way of life but have it made way worst for television.
5. Have some plastic surgery and become a huge jackass.
6. Be willing to do porn, regret it, become an addict and go to rehab.
7. Acuse someone of fathering your child and then turn the raising of said child into a reality series.
8. Have more than nine kids at once and then sue everyone.
9. Become a theatre hopeful and make a reality show about that, I am pretty sure it would be lame.
10. Date Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, or any easy celeb and then make shameful declarations in a tabloid. Once you are sued make sure you pitch the case as a possible first season of a show.

There are many more ways to do it but this is my top ten. If you are interested in a reality TV show try any of these little gems and see how they work for you.