Showing posts with label Ugly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ugly. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

WHEN IS IT TOO MUCH WITH THE SURGERY?


I am not really an authority on plastic surgery but I do know that there is such a thing as going too far. Plastic surgery is good when you consider what it does for a person's confidence, aging is a serious pain in the ass. During the process of aging people lose faculties, youth and sometimes the will to live. The truth about youth is that it's life's greatest gift. As we age we gain enough wisdom to understand that youth should not be wasted at all.

When we realize we have squandered that gift of youth we tend to wish we had it again. Plastic surgery is that one invention that we want to use to reverse time. In the process of reversing time we tend to forget that those little bits and pieces of skin can be put together in the wrong manner. When a plastic surgery procedure is done wrong you have someone that looks a lot like an alligator confused by life in general.


I won't knock surgery or wanting to look young, but I have no sorrow for people that over do it and end up looking like monsters. There are more than a few surgeons that have no idea what they are doing and usually they tend to charge low because they do shit work. The fact is that plastic surgery doesn't turn out well for everyone and it's something that people should think about twice. If you don't think that plastic surgery works for everyone, look at Pete Burns and tell me it works for everyone.


The guy that used to spin you around like a record looks like the lady that stole your lunch money. Some surgery is too much and frankly few people fail to understand that. I don't like that look but that's not my call and frankly it's not something I care about. The only thing I will say is that when people go that far they end up looking like shit, which is when you know it's too much.




Wednesday, November 14, 2012

DON'T TALK PAST YOUR PRIME


I love when people that are clearly past their prime decide that they want to start writing about themselves as if they are something special. I can understand the whole concept of good self esteem but there is something to be said for being borderline ridiculous on top of being happy about having been "special" during some point in your life.

Example 1: A middle aged woman out of shape walks into a bar and she starts talking to every young douche lion in the place to see who will take her home to experiment with a BBW milf. The middle aged gun slinger posts her conquest on her social medium of preference and talks of herself in the third person. The Lady says " The kitten scratches hard all over the place blah, blah, blah."

Example 2: A middle aged man walks into a bar and starts a conversation with a young girl. The girl ignores him and he moves on to the next then the next until a guy stops him from talking to his girlfriend in the worst way. The man says that he destroyed some young girls nether region and made her beg for more love.

The bottom line is that it's okay to feel young, act young, and know how to live life. There is something to be said for being a complete idiot that goes beyond youthful into ridiculous. So please remember that you should not talk past your prime.