Given Alec Baldwin's propensity for outbursts I have decided to compile a top ten list of possible occupations in no specific order. The following are Alec's possible jobs if ever his career fizzles out:
- Police officer, because we all need a tough ass cop with a heart of gold.
- Child care specialist, because we all need someone to wrangle the the little fuckers.
- Priest, so he can whip it out in front of those dirty horrible pedophiles.
- Dog walker because someone's got to do it.
- Psychologist, let's face it the name man has a touch.
- First female President because he has more hormonal shifts than Madeline Albright.
- Communist Party Organizer.
- City Planner.
- Administrative assistant for an accountant.
- Certified Financial Planner.
I like Alec Baldwin but he needs to calm the fuck down or he will have a massive stroke coupled with a heart attack.
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