Okay come on now, the whole Brian Williams thing is too delightful to pass up. Without further distraction here is a top ten of little known things Brian may have remembered differently:
1) That time he haggled with a crack whore, as Brian remembers it he was asking for directions and not a New York Minute.
2) That one time he told his wife he was a asking a kind lady for directions in a back alley because he got lost on the way to Tom Brokaw's Grammy party.
3) Brian may have misremembered that one time he shared a bonding moment with Bruce Jenner at Tom Brokaw's Grammy party.
4) When he politely nudged an old lady across the street, he may have remembered that a bit different.
5) When he shared a special experience with his scout master, that may also have been a slight inaccuracy.
6) That time he gave Obama a " hard time" about Obamacare..........( That's for conservative and FOX News people, do with it what you must)
7) Brian may not be clear on the whole pimping bitches in Branson incident.
8) I think Brian may also have misremembered about that famous orgy in Bernie Madoff's vault.
9) The time he told a bunch of children about the existence of Santa Klaus and how he once rhode the sleigh.
10) That one time at band camp when he may have jammed..........okay a bit dated but who doesn't love a good American Pie reference?
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